Tuesday, 19 October 2010

Tale Of Win #2.

Ok this story isnt about me, this is about my friend when we went to Morrisons (British Supermarket). Around here, theres always toddlers running around in the supermarket. Anyway, the reason we went to morrisons was for lunch, so we sat down waiting for our food to come. We were sitting on a four seated table, and right beside us there was a wooden arm-rest sort of thing, and beside the arm rest was another table, so you were practicly sitting next to another person. Anyway, this woman sat next to me with like a 5 year old toddler. I put my arm on the arm rest, and i felt a little pinch, i looked and my thumb was bleeding. The little shit bit me, i had a really shit day that day, thats why my friend was taking me for lunch. So, remembering something from a Sexual Education class i had when i was little, i made myself go wide-eyed, like i just snorted a pound of cocaine. I started saying "oh shit", putting on a real sad look on my face and then my friend (me) picked up on what i was doing straight away and started saying stuff like "oh no, god bless that child". His mother than started asking what was going on, and i told her that i got my test results back today, and i was HIV positive, i also said "You should get your son tested". Her eyes started wartering, and she never waited for her food, she just grabbed her son and went straight away. I didnt acctualy have HIV.... but i totally screwed that kid over.

39 comments:

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  3. a good larf mate, thanks :)

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  4. hehe awesome man
    thanks for share

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  5. Maybe the little shit will be scarred for life when mommy tells him he might die and he won't bite people randomly anymore. 5 years old is old enough to know not to bite.

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  6. Hahahaha dude, this is a good idea, I'll have to use this sometime. that's really clever ha.

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  7. Think I heard something similar somewhere, nevertheless, it's fucking awesome, good story!

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  8. I've heard this before somewhere.

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  9. Well, maybe she'll start paying more attention to her kid, FFS!

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  10. OMG THIS IS SUCK A WIN !!! :D :D

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    Invite me tho: TTG Xpozure

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  13. That will teach her to watch her kid better.

    But that was a little far, mate.

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  14. funny bro.. lmao return the fav

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  15. Lmao, epic win. Look at my posts :)

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  16. OMG thats like the funniest thing I've ever read

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