Monday, 18 October 2010
Tale Of Win.
Ok today the funniest thing happened, i got on a train and a man, being a prick with his 3 kids sat next to my on a 4 seater with a table, even though there were loads of other free seats. He then spilt coke all over my laptop, he didnt even say sorry. Then i said what the fuck, not even in an aggresive way. He then shouted "dont swear infront of my children!" so then i said "well if you never spilt FUCKING coke on me, then i wouldent be FUCKING swearing would i?". The man then started pulling his children along saying "your a disgrace.. etc" so then i realised that his daughter was holding a copy of harry potter and the half blood prince, i then shouted "DUMBLEDORE DIES ON PAGE 606". She immediatly bursted out in tears, a moment later her brother then did. It was fucking worth the £600 laptop getting fucked up. Totally made my day.