Monday, 18 October 2010
Tale Of Win.
Ok today the funniest thing happened, i got on a train and a man, being a prick with his 3 kids sat next to my on a 4 seater with a table, even though there were loads of other free seats. He then spilt coke all over my laptop, he didnt even say sorry. Then i said what the fuck, not even in an aggresive way. He then shouted "dont swear infront of my children!" so then i said "well if you never spilt FUCKING coke on me, then i wouldent be FUCKING swearing would i?". The man then started pulling his children along saying "your a disgrace.. etc" so then i realised that his daughter was holding a copy of harry potter and the half blood prince, i then shouted "DUMBLEDORE DIES ON PAGE 606". She immediatly bursted out in tears, a moment later her brother then did. It was fucking worth the £600 laptop getting fucked up. Totally made my day.
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Pretty nice list you got there, I would add a few things though
ReplyDeleteSweet list there. Also checking Chucks blog out.
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ReplyDelete#1 should be to print this out and hang it on your wall.
ReplyDeleteSome of dat things are lol useless xD
ReplyDeleteGive to a charity, indeed.
many questions jjajaj
ReplyDelete:D
Great list!
ReplyDeleteI'll copy some of these and put them on my own list of things to do before I die.
o iJello v1 did all stuff u said ty
ReplyDeleteHahaha good shit, some people are just assholes. but thats funny
ReplyDeleteDid it inv CheckeredTtowel
ReplyDeleteHa, well done !
ReplyDeletelmao dumbledore dies on page 606! you've been followed! you should follow me too!
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